Story

After the release of their new DVD, The crew from No Mercy Video get together along with a few of their friends and throw a party.
It is during this party that someone gets the bright idea to dig a large pit, fill it with fire, and have someone dive off the roof into it.
While digging the pit they stumble upon a coffin and an old arabian lamp. Trizz throws the lamp at someones head causing a Genie to appear. "I offer you one wish" He tells the group
"Sweet we each get one wish!?" Someone from the crowd says.
"No, One wish for the entire group" Bellows the Genie
"Hey guys, Im sure we can all come up with one wish to benifit us all!" Says John Marcher
Trizz punches John Marcher in the face then says
"Lets settle this, No Mercy Style. Fighting tournament, right here, right....."
"Stop" Screams the Genie "I didnt wait 3000 Years to see a pussy slap fight, So I shall grant you each one power to use for the duration of the fight. Lastly, This will be a fight to the death!" Dun dun dun......

Also, Lurking in the shadows,or in a nearby coffin. Charles Darwin spies on the Group, fed up with them disproving his theory, and looking to stop them from "polluting the gene pool".